Oh the things you find while weeding books

One day I was given a whole cart of romance novels to weed.
These are the ones that amused me.

Probably not a great idea.

I guess that's the difference between Vikings and Highlanders.

Once upon a Plaid what?

Is it fatal?

Queue theme song.

Spoiler alert: he's not wearing any.

I'm pretty sure this is what those seminars are there to prevent...

Is the miracle a waxing kit?

The taming of I've run out of names.

Was it a hostile takeover?

The prop guy for the cover art spared every expense.

There's a ton of these Fireman books.

Don't ask what happened to his old family.

I don't have a clue what this means.

::Spoiler Alert::

Wasn't she kinda reluctant anyway?

There's a ton of Christmas themes too.

Romance of the random descriptors.

I... uh... ok.

This seems the opposite of romantic, but to each their own.

I shit you not... this is an Amish romance novel.

But since it was the last of its kind... too late.

Yeah, this is under the category of "Shotgun Weddings". Oysh.

Honestly this one seems like it could be kinda cool!

There's such a thing?

It's a trap!

I shake my head at this.

But then he's not a... oh never mind.

So does this count as bestiality?

Lets go have a picnic in the snow said no one ever.

Collateral Damage to our country's infrastructure.

That sure is one romantic cover!

There's a ton of Montana this and thats, but again... romance? Are... are babies sexy now?

Eh??

At least this one doesn't pull any punches.

No. Nope. Nuh uh.

If she has a crooked valley at least maybe there won't be any twins or quintuplets.

Well I'd assume so.

Sigh.

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THAT POOR BILLIONAIRE OUT!!!

Heh.

The Devil let her out again?